Peas & Poop

So today I decided to try feeding her something other than formula. Ped said to wait til she was hungry and lead off with a veggie (apparently fruits are too sweet and if they taste them first, they won't eat veggies. Not sure I buy that but in true first-time-mom fashion, I follow doc's orders rather than strike out on my own.)

So I open a tiny jar of Earth's Best Organic Peas. And she spit them out. I tried 5 spoonfuls, all of which ended up on the bib, but that's fine, I was prepared for that. So I made a bottle and gave her the much beloved Similac. Suck, suck suck. Then I smelled it. Poop. So stop feeding to change diaper. And there they were, in the diaper, the same peas I had just been feeding her? Same color, texture, consistency. Different smell.

I wonder if Earth's Best knows their peas look like poop?

The Epileptic Cow

I just have to marvel that someone actually gets paid to think these things up. According to the box, your child is supposed to giggle and laugh with delight. Mine seemed unimpressed. But it comes in an elephant model and a pig model; maybe she would like them better.

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"Ooooh, I have a Cool Book!"

So I asked B if he might clean up the floor area in front of his bookcase as it was 3 layers deep in books, magazines and other literary materials. He graciously complied with my request and somewhere through the second layer he exclaims, "Ooooh, I have a cool book!" I laughed out loud, but unfortunately was not quick-witted enough to come back with, "Well, if that is the one you really like, does that mean we can get rid of all the others?" Alas, I fear I am doomed to only see the floor 4 times a year. (Good thing he has so many other wonderful qualities.)

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Baby Einstein???

So here she is reading a book...

Or so it would appear...

I think what she is really doing is studying the plaid pattern on seat fabric!